Google tried it, Amazon tried it, Apple tried it. But Italy has the smartest digital assistant,Terexa.
Terexa learns all your habits and needs.
Terexa: | Tell me what you need. |
Alex: | Terexa, you need to tenderize the octopus. |
Terexa: | I have already done it. |
Alex: | It needs to be very tender. |
Terexa: | For sure. Ouch! … Ouch! |
Alex: | Terexa, spam call. |
Terexa: | Hello. Who is calling? |
Spammer: | Do you need a loan? |
Terexa: | I am a kid. |
Spammer: | May I speak to your mother. |
Terexa: | She ran away with the plumber. |
Spammer: | Do you live alone? |
Terexa: | I live with my dog. |
Spammer: | Is the phone yours? |
Terexa: | F*** you! |
Alex: | Terexa! |
Terexa: | What do you want? |
Alex: | Terexa, reserve a parking spot for me, while I am driving around the block. Make sure that no one takes it. |
Terexa: | I’ll take care of it… Hey you, the parking spot is already taken. My cousin is driving around. What do think that I am doing here? Sun bating? Move on, move on … |
Alex: | I am making a cup of coffee for you… Terexa, I ate some beans and … I have indigestion. |
Terexa: | Gas? |
Alex: | Make sure to cover me up. |